Rockers Pizzeria - Vergennes, Vermont

Kathleen E.

Fun atmosphere with an impressive collection of photos and guitars hanging on the wall. The food was excellent- we ordered the knots and the Johnny Rocker pie. Also had a nice chat with the owner, John, who was very welcoming

Matthew G.

If you're looking for a foolproof excuse to cancel plans, Rockers Pizzeria has you covered. The sheer volume of grease pooling on your plate will send you on a fast track to gastrointestinal ruin, ensuring you'll spend the next 24 hours regretting both your life choices and your lunch. If you've ever needed a medically sound reason to call out sick, look no further—just don’t stray too far from a toilet.

For a better experience, skip Rockers and head to Maplefields—the gas station with the red roof. Their pizza is more edible, the staff less hostile, and the overall cleanliness far exceeds the grease-stained disaster that Rockers dares to call a restaurant. When a gas station puts a pizzeria to shame, something has gone terribly wrong.

The pizza—if it can even be called that—is a greasy, paper-thin disgrace, a limp excuse for food that tastes like compressed boredom and regret. Each bite offers the texture of a wet napkin and the consistency of something that has given up on itself. A frozen pizza cooked in a hotel microwave would have more dignity. The salads are passable—at least you won’t need a lifeguard on duty to rescue you from drowning in all the grease on your plate—but that’s the best praise this place will get. I’ve suffered through Rockers about ten times now, each visit confirming that my wife only drags me back because it’s the only place in town with an allegedly decent salad. The only reason to stop here is if Maplefields doesn’t have any pizza out and you need a bite during a 30-minute lunch break—just make sure you have nowhere important to be afterward, due to the aforementioned diahrrea.

As if the food weren’t punishment enough, the staff treats customers like an inconvenience, taking orders with the enthusiasm of prisoners assigned to hard labor. Any request beyond the bare minimum is met with a sigh, an eye-roll, or outright disdain. And cleanliness? Forget it. Tables sit unwiped, floors are a minefield of crumbs, and the air carries a faint aroma of old grease and regret, like a ghost singing "99 Bottles of Pepto-Bismol on the Wall." If this place owns a mop, it hasn't been used since opening week in 2020 (or maybe they mop the floors with the grease leftover in the trash cans?).

This place is not just bad—it’s a cautionary tale. Avoid it and take your appetite somewhere that won’t make you suffer for having taste buds. Go to 3-Squares, Ferrisburgh Bakeshop, Park Squeeze, or even Black Sheep Bistro—if you're feeling fancy. If all else fails, hit up Maplefields. And if you really crave a self-inflicted case of food poisoning, save yourself the bill: take a frozen Red Baron extra thin crust pizza soak it in an entire bottle of vegetable oil, zap it in the microwave for 45 seconds, throw it on the floor, pick it up, and eat it while watching a YouTube video of a Gen-Z influencer scream into a microphone and make stupid faces at the camera. It’ll be the same experience—minus the staff’s scorn.

Lor S.

Very clean place. Good drink and beer selections. The atmosphere and employees are very nice and courteous. The food is top notch, I love the hot sandwiches and burgers. The curly fries are my favorite. 10/10

Gideon H.

First time eating here, was recommended and did not disappoint. I got the Margherita with mushrooms.
Taste: 10/10 delicious
Crust: 6/10 tasty but floppy
Cheese: 9/10 yummy and generous
Place is clean and cashier was nice. Cool rockstar pics on the wall. Will definitely be back next time I’m in the area. I think they also deliver to the local Basin Harbor Club

Nichole G.

This is our favorite pizza joint in the area. I always order the bacon cheeseburger and it’s nothing less than fat and juicy and with the sweet potato fries it’s so delicious. I have to mention on how amazing clean the place is, the bathrooms, the dining room, the entry way, spotless. Check it out and grab a bite, it’s worth it!

Martha L.

Rain-soaked evening and we were so happy to pick up 2 pizzas, some poppers and a Green Mountain sandwich at Rocker's Pizzeria in Vergennes. The pizza was delicious with so many good flavors and the perfect crust and the poppers had just the right amount of spice and crunch. Jonathan and Arielle, the owners, care so much about the food, the restaurant, and their staff - they did the full remodel themselves, and their love and attention can be tasted in every bite. We can't wait to come back.

Lisa S.

Green Mountain Sandwich was awesome! Super nice staff. Loved looking at the pictures hung by a local photographer. A must see and experience! The owner even came out and shared with us. Made us feel so welcome since we are 6 hours from home.

Heather K.

Soggy from being grease soaked! Taste like it was made at a gas station this morning and left out until 7pm. Honestly, I've actually had better gas station pizza! Order from Maplefield it's not much better, but it's definitely better than Rockers!!!